Well seeing as you never married your girlfriend after more than 20 years of being together, she really shouldn’t expect you to leave her anything mature. No surprise there.

Well seeing as you never married your girlfriend after more than 20 years of being together, she really shouldn’t expect you to leave her anything mature. No surprise there.

Ohmygods

Ohmygods

My boyfriend should make me something like this. Oh. Wait. What boyfriend?

My boyfriend should make me something like this. Oh. Wait. What boyfriend?